So we begin our story in the middle of the ocean

Somehow people find us though, and they are willing to pay big bucks to stay in our fancy hotel and do fun stuff because they are rich, and what else have they got to do?

Breaking News: Reason for Agent Karl's death disclosed - Karl was leaking intelligence to the U.S. government about our secret projects, when Agent Jimmy learned of Karl's unfaithfullness in that serious-but-not-fatal-skydive, Karl was given "the pill" at our secret meeting. We have decided to forgive Agent Jimmy, as long as he keeps the pool clean.