A trip Down Under..

Since I'm in charge of the golf course I thought it would be a great idea to have a celebrity golf tournament to help bring in the people. I thought to myself," who is enthusiastic, and could help support this tournament?" Non other than Steve Irwin came to mind. So I was on a mission to the great "Down Under" to capture Steve Irwin to host our celebrity golf tournament. I found camping with the aborigines searching for the great crocodile, said to be over 100 years old. I was there for three weeks eating off of the land and wearing nothing but what we would call a rag, around my waist. After we caught the great croc, we caught the first flight back. We should be having the tournament in about a month or so. Welcome Steve!!